tennants-companion:
so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
that is such a shitty, ugly, and gross thing to say.
(via fuckyeahwomenprotesting2)
SOMETIMES WHEN SOMEONE BRINGS YOU PIZZA WITH A SIDE OF RANCH
AND THEY SAY : “SO I GOT RANCH ALL OVER MY PANTS”
YOU KINDA REALIZE
YOU KNOW
LOVE.
"Everything’s going to be fine, tomorrow will be better”
“Why would it be"
— real conversations when im really premenstrual.
do you ever wonder if you dont really love anyone because you just dont know how
Next Monday I start managing a store in Overland Park. I’ll be there for four weeks, and I guess this is when I prove myself. I prove to my District Manager that I’m ready for it, that I’m capable, that I’m really good at doing everything I say I’ve been doing.
And I know I’m capable. But I’m scared. What if I fuck it all up? Who knows.
They’ll be paying for my hotel, food, and gas while I’m there, which should be awesome, but instead I get the feeling I’ll be a retail princess in a low-volume castle of great savings and continental breakfasts.
Strange girl in a strange town, I’ll know no one and nothing but store layouts and price overrides.
Living that retail life.
that “i cant stand my boyfriends friends” feel.
ugh can i just not feel like shit about this please.